Wild in Wisconsin
Am freshly home from a wild weekend with the girls in WI. J's parents have a place on the water in Hayward, complete with pontoon, sea-do (sp?), water skis, rubber rafts, and a house full of food! J, CZ, ST and I all went up for four days and had an absolute blast considering that none of us came remotely near to fully inebriated the entire trip. A few highlights:
On the way up someone had the bright idea to strip down to our bras and distract passing drivers....this worked splendidly and after taking some pics and getting a truck driver to honk at us we donned our clothes once again.
Further nudity ensued upon arriving at the lake. J's parents happened to be up there along with J's younger sis and some of her girlfriends, all gorgeous, 15 and, for the most part, painfully shy (although it could be they were terrified by the older girls as we were in rare form, to say the least). One sunny afternoon us "older girls", as were tragically dubbed, took the pontoon out to the middle of the lake. Upon killing the engine with the intent of drifting and sunbathing we discovered that we could not restart the boat. Rather than calling for help we decided this would be a fine opportunity to skinny-dip in broad daylight. After hopping in the water, whereupon we removed our bikinis, we discovered a rather strong current pulling us away from the boat. Being stranded on a boat is one thing, but stranded and naked w/o your boat is sheer stupidity. To save ourselves the exertion of staying near the boat via swimming we tossed life-jackets into the water, attached them to the boat and then floated upon them. This worked famously. That is unitl J's dad came cruising by on the sea-do to make sure we were doing alright. We saw him coming and started screaming and yelling like....well, like girls. Flailing and splashing in an effort to huddle up and cover each other, he knew exactly what we were up to as he approached and started laughing...a lot! I believe his exact comment was (through chuckles) "you're lucky I've seen boobs before"...and with that he rode of giving us 5 min. to get dressed before he came back and fixed our seafaring vessle. As it happened, J simply had not shoved the gear far enough down and thus it was not in neutral. After her dad left we figured we wouldn't be seeing him for a while and resumed our prior activities. There is nothing quite so peaceful, relaxing and fun as being in your birthday suit with your cloesest friends in the middle of a tranquil lake with blue sky above you, basking in the sun.
Nothing terribly exciting transpired during the rest of the trip although, on one evening, I begged to go on a bear hunt. We all piled into J's Highlander and drove around the middle of nowhere in hopes that a bear would cross the road lol! Needelss to say we were dreadfully unsuccessful haha!
On the way up someone had the bright idea to strip down to our bras and distract passing drivers....this worked splendidly and after taking some pics and getting a truck driver to honk at us we donned our clothes once again.
Further nudity ensued upon arriving at the lake. J's parents happened to be up there along with J's younger sis and some of her girlfriends, all gorgeous, 15 and, for the most part, painfully shy (although it could be they were terrified by the older girls as we were in rare form, to say the least). One sunny afternoon us "older girls", as were tragically dubbed, took the pontoon out to the middle of the lake. Upon killing the engine with the intent of drifting and sunbathing we discovered that we could not restart the boat. Rather than calling for help we decided this would be a fine opportunity to skinny-dip in broad daylight. After hopping in the water, whereupon we removed our bikinis, we discovered a rather strong current pulling us away from the boat. Being stranded on a boat is one thing, but stranded and naked w/o your boat is sheer stupidity. To save ourselves the exertion of staying near the boat via swimming we tossed life-jackets into the water, attached them to the boat and then floated upon them. This worked famously. That is unitl J's dad came cruising by on the sea-do to make sure we were doing alright. We saw him coming and started screaming and yelling like....well, like girls. Flailing and splashing in an effort to huddle up and cover each other, he knew exactly what we were up to as he approached and started laughing...a lot! I believe his exact comment was (through chuckles) "you're lucky I've seen boobs before"...and with that he rode of giving us 5 min. to get dressed before he came back and fixed our seafaring vessle. As it happened, J simply had not shoved the gear far enough down and thus it was not in neutral. After her dad left we figured we wouldn't be seeing him for a while and resumed our prior activities. There is nothing quite so peaceful, relaxing and fun as being in your birthday suit with your cloesest friends in the middle of a tranquil lake with blue sky above you, basking in the sun.
Nothing terribly exciting transpired during the rest of the trip although, on one evening, I begged to go on a bear hunt. We all piled into J's Highlander and drove around the middle of nowhere in hopes that a bear would cross the road lol! Needelss to say we were dreadfully unsuccessful haha!
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