Things I'd Like to Know: Installment 1

1) How did PS & BS' limo arrive at the reception before the best man and I did? We passed the limo leaving the parking lot and they were still taking pics; we took the same route and a limo never passed us, yet they were ALREADY there when we arrived!

2) How does JB keep her skin so soft? It's absolutely unreal...

3) What happened to SS? The prick still hasn't called....

4) If "ordinary" means "normal" then shouldn't "extraordinary" mean "even more normal" instead of "unusual"? Puzzling...

5) What is it with women and shoes? I can't even explain my own obsession...