The Things We Say When Drunk

Went for margaritas w/ J and CJ last night at our fav watering hole. CJ was in rare form and produced two fabulous quotes, both of which I warned her would appear here (where absolutely no one will read them;-)

#1: " I kissed a guy from Q101....but I have no idea who he was"

#2: "I told him that when he can push an 8 pound baby out his vagina then he can name it"
(said in reference to a discussion she'd had with her bf re: naming their future children)