Life Lessons

The following information might be glaringly obvious to most of you ladies out there. Any of you who know me well, however, understand that I am not a details person and so I learned the following lessons the hard way: through first hand experience.

Lesson #1: Beware of any man who brags about the size of his peepee OR about his prowess in the sack. The bigger the talk the smaller the return, I promise you! If he's packing serious heat and has mad mattress skills he doesn't need to say a word: actions speak louder than words.

Lesson #2: Beware of any man who feeds you the following line, "No one will ever ________ like I did". Two of the more popular versions are, "No one will ever treat you like I did" and, "No one will ever touch you/make love to you like I did". The types of blokes who espouse this rubbish are insecure and subconsciously fear that there are other men out there who can better satisfy you, which is true:-)