Things I'd Like to Know: Installment 1

1) How did PS & BS' limo arrive at the reception before the best man and I did? We passed the limo leaving the parking lot and they were still taking pics; we took the same route and a limo never passed us, yet they were ALREADY there when we arrived!

2) How does JB keep her skin so soft? It's absolutely unreal...

3) What happened to SS? The prick still hasn't called....

4) If "ordinary" means "normal" then shouldn't "extraordinary" mean "even more normal" instead of "unusual"? Puzzling...

5) What is it with women and shoes? I can't even explain my own obsession...

BS (formerly BF) and I met for a "run" this morning (this means we plan on running and end up walking). During our "run" she informs me PS, her hubby, walked into the loo this morning and announces that he's read a news article about a study that shows guys who have messy sock drawers have three times more sex than guys who have neat sock drawers. BS of course follows this little anecdote with "...and you know P never folds his socks". Thank you B. More than I needed to know...