The Adventures of Me & J: The Happy Hamburger

Sunday evening fell hot, humid, and threatening to rain.  Drinks were definitely in order so J and I moseyed over to Cheeseburger in Paradise a.k.a The Happy Hamburger (flows much better yes?) whereupon, being two hot blonds, we caused much havoc....
 
The fun began when Mr. Manager asked how we liked our meal and made the mistake of taking our almost empty plates.  We protested fiercely, repossessed the remnants of dinner and 5 min. later Mr. Manager reappeared with a peace offering of fries.  The fries would be the first or many gifts that evening...
 
J and I quickly befriended our waiter who was kind enough to bring us a free shot (for inquiring minds it was a blowjob which, rather ironically, fit our conversation).  For those of you not familiar with HH one of their trademark's is little sunglass pins that come on mixed drinks.  I was sporting a pink pair from a prior visit on one tank strap and evened myself out with a pin on the other side when the margaritas arrived.  J, feeling left out with only one pin, ever so sweetly asked our waiter for another pin: he brought us 30.
 
Upon returning from a visit to the loo I discovered J kindly writing my digits on the table in sunglass pins!  Our waiter, Mr. Manager, and by this point the bar tender and the bus boy, were extremely amused and for this we earned blowpops! woohoo!  We proceeded to spell out J's and C's numbers and informed the boys it didn't matter which one they called b/c if they called one they got all 3 of us: they couldn't believe their good luck.
 
I think it was the phone numbers that secured our free desert, which brazen J flirtatiously asked for outright: go J!  Amidst a sea of chocolate nachos (you really must try them) the waiter entertained us with magic tricks: how charming!
 
Our final trophy's inception came from J and its procurement came from moi.  Apparently C from U of I is moving into a new apt. and has been lusting after Corona S&P shakers which I'm sure many of you have seen gracing your favorite watering holes.  HH has aforementioned shakers and, through much cunning and charm, I acquired one of each, with the bar tender's permission of course, from our table.  We stowed them in J's darling purse.
 
Finally, we received the bill.  Our grand total for a burger, fries, desert, and two margaritas was about $10.00 as we were charged only for the drinks. 
 
Much thanks to the friendly staff at HH: we will be back soon for another raid!